Neurotic Quixotic

Don't believe everything you think

August 19, 2014 1:14 am
"The reason we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind-the-scenes with everyone else’s highlight reel."

Steven Furtick  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: nathanielstuart, via carlosreynolds)

1:12 am

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
August 15, 2014 10:28 pm
unhappyhipsters:

So busy reviewing the updated Montessori curriculum he never saw it coming.
(Photo: Matthew Williams; Dwell)

unhappyhipsters:

So busy reviewing the updated Montessori curriculum he never saw it coming.

(Photo: Matthew Williams; Dwell)

10:22 pm
This game is boring

This game is boring

(via khuenaten)

10:21 pm
"Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist."
10:20 pm
tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: themadthadder, via lacigreen)

10:19 pm

"millions of flower petals erupt from a volcano, covering an entire village"

This is so amazing. I want to see something this beautiful some time.

(Source: ghostparties, via syntheticorder)

10:17 pm

DID YOu know that the kids from willy wonka are based off the 7 sins?

windwakerganon:

agustus: gluttony
violet: greed
veruca: angry
mike tv: mondays
charlie: poor
willy wonka: too much candy

(via queenpiss)

10:16 pm

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

image

(via thisclockworkheart)

10:15 pm

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

(via carlosreynolds)

10:14 pm August 12, 2014 12:24 am

abandonedography:

Abandoned Underground by 5isalive

12:19 am

specialkredberries:

who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE

(Source: graceebooks, via melissa4horses)

12:16 am
typeverything:

typeverything.com, by Emily VanHoff

typeverything:

typeverything.com, by Emily VanHoff

12:13 am
"

1. Sometimes I still google
“Signs of Domestic Abuse”
to remind myself I was right.
I still flinch at slamming doors,
a broken dish, a white couch.
Sometimes I look in the mirror
and see your face.

2. I have learned this world
is the size of a fist, lately
an open palm.
Where ever you are,
you will probably read this.

3. Good.

"